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For co-authors: eBookReader for iPhone / iPod touch

I have had some novels about BoD published and have now also published for the normal book my novels as eBooks for the Apple iPhone / iPod Touch. Meanwhile, I have far more sales of these eBooks with the normal book (on 500 per week, and rising). EBookReader The software for the iPhone, I wrote myself.


Now I'm looking forward to them, my co-authors to also allow your novels / books to publish as eBooks for the iPhone.

Why eBooks currently on the iPhone:
- is the iPhone / iPod touch 50 million copies sold worldwide available - worldwide sales their books online directly in iTunes 5 million customers in Germany alone
- with the iTunes AppStore exists an optimal distribution channel on which your books without much marketing are already found
- Marketing: Your books will be seen directly in iTunes and can download a trial version to be read (a few chapters)
- it stimulates the normal book sales
- I own more books than sell eBooks than in normal trading


Some Fast Facts :
- For Release need is like a PDF BoD is required. In addition, some information about the content and optional chapter / index with page references and links to Web content
-. Selling price determined by you. Price scales are based on the Apple of many possible sale prices on the iTunes App Store (free of charge, 0.79 EUR, 1.99 EUR, ... 9.99 EUR, ...)
- possibility the books as a trial version is set, then in eBookReader directly mentioned the possibility to buy the remaining chapters
- you get 50% of the sale price, far higher than in BoD or another publisher. There is no minimum sale price necessary
-. As with BoS is a setup charge / Mastering required. The fees are for you as an introduction price 39 EUR and amount to 1.99 per month (incl. tax)
- you will have to not deal with Apple, as Apple Developer must be registered in the U.S. or apply for a tax number, etc. (required for sale in the App Store, since Apple is a company in the U.S.)
- the eBookReader supports portrait and landscape, bookmarks, index / chapter selection, Email / Web Links in the index (eg to other directories, your website, etc.) Read more at reboot
- depending on the content I keep it in front of me, if a book is published as an eBook. Of course, then no fee is required. Who can like a test novel for the iPhone in iTunes for free download here - Also check all content and Apple may also reject an eBook (eg Certificate 18)
: http://itunes.apple.com/de/app/nacirons -vampire-sakrileg/id320516546 mt = 8
- the eBook is protected against unlawful copying with the Apple security mechanisms


more information I send to you on request.

Best regards, Oliver Szymanski


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My handsome knight of the rueful

The only umbrella I've ever had really gave me a homeless man.

It was winter and I took the last train in the ring railway home. A man walked through the ranks and tried to sell the homeless people. He had dark curls. He looked soft and pretty. I bought him off in copy.

"If he can not live because of Hartz IV," asked a chubby blonde next to me, "but it is for everyone?" It did not sound even hateful, is more honest Interest. I always wonder how it feels like if you had to give his name to a benefit cut that everyone hates.

"They can not, which are on the ground", I tried to understand the situation of homeless people in the chubby wife to wake next to me, crazy or drug problems.

I had no time to check everything, if I could convince them. I was off and had arrived at my stop. Only when I stood on the platform, I noticed that the young newspaper vendor got out with me. He was angry at the door of the departing train.

"You Just understand nothing, "he yelled.

Then he abruptly changed the raging homeless newspaper vendors to consummate gentleman. It was raining and he offered me his umbrella. I waved him off, horrified.

"A man can not see a woman just standing in the rain," he claimed. After we both continue to insist a bit of each on our views and had danced around it were, I took the screen at last. A woman can not simply deflect chivalry that comes from the heart, no matter what state the knight comes along.

On the way out of the station described to me my knight its constitution. He told of the death of his wife and how he had come by under the wheels: alcohol, drugs, no more work to no home. His parents took care of his child. He hoped soon to come back on their feet.

Even when our ways parted, he would not take his umbrella back. I wished him luck. He invited me to come in once the homeless at my cafe around the corner, where he sometimes stayed overnight.

I've never been married there. How could I know if I would meet him there? And the other guests I certainly would not want to have there. I, who live in the nice warm room with a roof over his head and a family among them.

The screen is already long broken, but I could throw him. Whenever I see him, I must think of the knight who gave it to me. A bit of bad conscience, I get it, and I feel a little tenderness.

I hope he now has a roof over their head, perhaps even together with his son.

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email from Paris, Fall 2003

Again I do not have several months reports on the state of things in the Seine. At least for the summer I can give to my partial relief that our "Canicule" to German "dog days", not just some 11 000 older Paris wiped out, forcing employees of undertakers to stop the well deserved summer holiday in Brittany, while the president calmly continue resting in Canada. The private computer refused busy writing my fingers several times the following, and turned quickly turned from self to melt instead. It seems very fitting that this be described as artificial intelligence.

smart Just as the computer, my parents were not, however. They were on time on the hottest weekend since the battle of Verdun in the Passage Alexandrine on the mat and was on the 60th My mother's birthday, be entertained. Just to illustrate how hot it really was, I would point out that even the birthday girl occasionally visited the shadows and sunlight was not used to fall to the asphalt, rather than the crisp browning of six decades to deepen a little. Only he who knows them, knows what that means!

After all, we managed the money we had saved by clever work around a big birthday celebration with many guests to squander a single meal. The restaurant, which Julia had recommended that I should be more elegant dawned on me the first time, as the friendly tourist guide us during our cruise on the Seine - the Unfortunately, hardly the hoped for, refreshing breeze brought with it-first on Notre Dame on our right and then to the famous restaurant "Tour d 'Argent' attention to our left did. The suspicion was confirmed; as we pulled up in hope of a few minutes in air conditioning with cooled air taxi outside the restaurant, where we fully formed a gentleman received, the condemned had to brave the heat in the livery. When the waiter zuhauchte me shortly thereafter, the sommelier would not be long in coming, my beads of sweat appeared on his forehead that had little to do with the dog days. I secretly cursed me because I had never asked myself the question, for which the French actually spend the money they save by renovating their homes and vowed never to ask the next time more accurately if you recommend an excellent restaurant for the birthday of my mother.

brightened the meantime, my mother's face a little, because they found that their food had no prices. The joy was however short-lived, as it turned out acting, is the ladies card. However, my father was told very clearly what costs would arise if we chose the duck confit at Holundersoße with Steinpilzgarnierung. In the end we forced the women's card to us as far as possible, but possible to unobtrusively sit on our spacious table and we preferred food and zuzuzischen corresponding prices, until we had put together a menu with which we could rely to some extent spared the restaurant again. Fortunately, I managed also to let me not getting involved from the sommelier, who was, strictly speaking, a lady in a discussion about the quality of their wines, some of which matched in value to a small car. I politely but firmly ordered the cheapest juice of the vine, which I could find on the map. Now I secretly cherish the wish to visit this elegant restaurant at a suitable opportunity with Silke, just to see what happens to the women's card, if not a gentleman Here to watch the prices.

was the end, the birthday dinner but despite sky-high prices but still in the family annals as one of the great shared experiences one. We ordered all three of the duck, which is served since the time of Henry the third party at this restaurant and even at his banquets Richelieu often served as a main course. For several decades, each duck, leaving this fine cuisine, counted, and the accompanying guest will receive a card with their number as a souvenir for the journey. On the way my father could compare to his return his number with a legacy of the neighbors whose grandfather during the occupation of Paris in the Second World War II, the duck at Tour d'Argent had tasted even very good.

Because of the heat you can hardly blame my father, that he in Bermuda shorts, sandals and a baseball cap clearly recognizable as Super Tourist ran through Paris, when he is not in the Tour d'Argent duck ate. However, there was this costume is definitely for all this, of which the urban passenger transport company RATP is talking about when it warns its passengers, they may not lead into temptation pickpockets.

almost mandatory and, as by his own fault because my father was also at "nation" when entering the line 9 by two young men jostled, which immediately left the Metro, but when he had finally fought with puzzled expression in the car. Neither the RATP even the pickpockets, however, had counted on the courage of their French compatriots. At the other end of the car made us the same moment a passenger on the infamous theft with pointed "Voleur, voleur 'attention-screaming" Stop thief ". And so we were immediately assisted by the French on the prosecution of the juvenile offender, rather than not knowing to go home and the loss of the purse until hours later to notice. The Frenchman was achieved by incorporating the courageous pedestrians not, indeed, to reach the civilian arrest of the thief, because the wall is quickly out of his jacket, where he was arrested. But he did it after all, drop the purse. And so it went from this adventure, the German-French friendship clearly stronger position, it would have cost without anyone even for a center, aside from the thief, who lost his jacket.

For physical survived this time my parents visit their comparatively good. Although saw my mother, stepping on pavement not used to it after a few days, forced to buy new shoes that were soaked in blood as soon as possible. But when one compares it to that my father in be the last visit to hospital with suspected thrombosis, and then take another ten days, a so-called Zinkleinverband had, this is real progress.

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summer visits

email from Paris summer 2003

shows Summer in Paris further from its best side, and out of the strike, the artists I have put forward only one action, but this is serious: There are No Ice Cream in Paris, and certainly not Italian! related to

a ridiculous classics like a scoop of chocolate and a scoop of vanilla in the wafer, one must walk several miles from Stracciatella here have never heard of priapism and with rebates for pregnant women - at the same a standard program - is not to be thought. Under no circumstances should we forget the walk to the ice cream parlor a sufficient ration of water and enough food for the journey. What those were for days when you needed me to call down only to the Mügge Kamp road when he was in the very front of the Ice Age-snake!

It helps, of course, not forward it to fail due to the ongoing strike any artist plays and concerts, to the outdoor light mirror Lenin Avignon. Counter strike in public transport, you can at least defend themselves or with the bike. As you respond to systematic cultural degradation, is however totally in the dark. I have learned a precaution, "The Drunken Boat" by Rimbaud by heart, and wait in the other that connect the paintings in the Louvre in the strike.

Otherwise, I take myself as often as possible with the pretty women in all ausgeschwärmt world to seek their fortune. Sabrina made recently after a long trip to Brazil in transit from Hamburg to Washington this station. Sorry, just wanted the living room was full of Italian economists who repeat their findings here, but that we actually got clear transparent, leaving aside the fact that they are often times in Night clubs were lost. At the party at my neighbors, the architect who has set up here with his flashy glasses a trendy loft, I started to suffer a bit ridiculous, as I said in a spontaneous revolt of his lungs "no" when he offered me, I I should also like to watch the fully styled bedrooms. But with the French, one can not be too careful.

Sabrina growled and snarled but a little, as they after a night with my neighbors - those without glasses - saw jogging at 30 degrees in the shade through the Bois de Vincennes, but was in the afternoon of the tour by a double somersault completely sure compensated. This performs a young man, who had recklessly on their beauty rather than focusing on the disused track of him. We were so appalled by the heartlessness of his friends who call in my offer of an ambulance for help, saw only an opportunity to learn more about our mobile phone number that we took with flying coat-tails to escape. Afterwards, we have but a little bit ashamed. From a double somersault must give you the phone number, actually, are also here in France all agree.

To the visitor spit finally turning around, I went on the occasion of the storming of the Bastille, to cross the English Channel. And I had to , Notice that it is harder to climb the Euro Star to London as a post-11 enter September in the United States. When after the third passport control just before the X-ray machine for the handbag angry "Eurooooopa without borders" was barking, I was fortunately in the French border officials a kindred soul. He threw his arms frantically in the air and shouted: "The United Kingdom has not signed". Why do not the fact, which if not always fit all?

When Sabrina thinks I'm an ambitious hostess, she would have time to Schlucki. The speed with which I all weekend between markets and museums and forth behind Frisbee in Hyde Park herlief, I have maintained only can, because Schlucki me every now and again open in their invited Convertible (an old Fiat Spider in the eighties, and I will say that he is dreaming), and myself across to the left by London was driving. While I was waiting patiently for the neighbors rang the bell before I Sabrina drove in a run in the Bois de Vincennes, me Schlucki remembered in the morning at ten after a long night with a piercing voice of my social obligations and rushed me a hour sinful by a expensive pool of lawyers and stockbrokers in the City of London.

One of the highlights of the weekend was the wedding party, we should meet at various stages of the festivities, like a theme again and again. And I could convince myself once again assume that only English women have this incomparable courage to ugliness, without her hat creations to the best of intentions could not have carried the show. In the third or fourth meeting, I took my wedding guests from the English say they think of as a German wedding "lots of beer and frivolities. Seen in the light which is nothing other than what we assumed our friend Stefano Stefani, but somehow came across the friendly with the British.

I still am not quite clear about whether it was a serious mistake to turn down out of sheer lack of skill the marriage proposal to me by a drunken Englishman in a London nightclub (formerly "disco") spontaneously submitted. You never know when that comes back again, and if at all and such. Schlucki says, that was exactly right and proper. Aston Martin, maintain drive up to the English bride before the church, we would have in life can not organize. Also, we are at loggerheads since the weekend about whether the bagel from the 24-hour bagel shop in the morning at six and the house fried a few minutes later because of the previous gin and tonics and the best of the best bagel egg ever were, or whether both had been given the label in the fasting state before. Well, the main thing they were good. And the next 14th July, we just go to a fire ball to Paris, because not so many ambiguities can arise. But until the morning at seven! And at nine I wake at all, so we can go play football.

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email from New York, July 2002

Allen adversity despite I sneak without thrombosis and with-healing knee wound in the strict U.S. immigration authorities as a tourist pass can, and am already in my dark, but but wonderfully cool cellar in Park Slope recovered. The Italian owner has my main tenant, it can not be assumed to greet me in the tight shorts hanging out of pants, but adventurous apartments in New York I can no more now really frightened. In addition, I may hope to meet daily shopping at Paul Auster. So I am very satisfied.

But before I turn my New York adventure reports finally resuming may miss I do not, all those who could not be there to report from my recent Hamburg adventures - I am not sure if you such great things in New York can do at all. Granted, some are on the distributor, who were there, but also for a written report should be useful. One can attach to the file and bring out if should be faded in some old memories already, if they tell their grandchildren of their own wild teenage years.

As for my oral examination, we had really always all N. Loya Jirga, with its for the weak link in the chain held. I'm not saying that we had kept the news of the skirmishes around the future Afghan head of state and the resulting delays in the proceedings to the same in suspense as the football World Cup, but what concerns me, it was a very close, and that was certainly not at my lack of interest in football.

had at all concerned about Ns punctual arrival in Hamburg, however, we completely disregarded what to Sonja and I can be ready when we go out together, and what consequences it can have. The cuts, which I drew upon me by my equally bold and illegal jump from our paddle boat in the city park pool, we stopped first for a bagatelle, which could be treated easily with Kleenex. No reason at least on some Tannenzäpfle beers on the building material on the shoulder blade to give enthroned. That the wound the next day we tirelessly continued bleeding led to my very poor blood clotting back.

first doubts came to me only when I imagined myself on the verge to take my leave from the Seminar loved Tuesdays with vomiting followed by a spectacular impotence. With his last strength I could still save in the practice of Professor Klaport (or Klapdorf) in the Curio-Haus, because just before such an important academic tests - so I thought - you should only be treated by the highest authorities. That the professor is an internist, I seemed to be an insignificant little thing, but would later prove to be a serious problem, because Internal - clean - or not qualified as principle, not cuts properly, gave me to understand how the later medical resident in the emergency room Eppendorfer than I could compete with my leg extent already with each adult elephant bulls.

sent me into the emergency room Eppendorfer the visibly overwhelmed Professor fittingly, an hour before I N. should pick up at the airport after he had been confined for three days on the cut critical, but otherwise idle to ogle. At first I thought this was just a logistical problem, whose solution I would for the first time in my life have been like mobile phone owner. N. arrived on time, against all expectations at all and had offers from Karzai, Afghan economy minister or ambassador to the United Nations to be resisted.

After him happy in the hotel Vorbach delivered and hospital interns, first tortured me with their Säuberungstinkturen only moderately, but the more severe had flirted with me, I first went home full of optimism. The explosion of my last bush tomatoes, I took as an opportunity, a bold aubergine and white wine sauce to cook my spaghetti. Nothing made me assume that there could be an unlucky day. Only when my leg around midnight as already mentioned on bull elephant size swollen, I felt I have a call in the parents' home to ensure there for related panic, as I insisted that I must surely suffer from thrombosis.

After I had assured my parents that night, certainly not an eye would emulate everything I repeated the call in the UKE, where I was the young doctors once again to be ordered and I handed in the care of a sadist who my charm anyway not enough to fall was that he would be deterred from it, while reaching for a pair of scissors in my wound, and I wish I had let the matter at that. I was then still a Splint and crutches provided and I was ready for my defense the next day. After all, it is

I managed to play with my appearance on crutches Sabina too casual on the wall, which is known at the time dragged by a flu / bronchitis-sick-bed of the test. N. still shot on the way from the hotel Vorbach Wiwi-Bunker photos of me that he wanted to show Sunbae because I was after decades at the university its first student, who was an invalid for consideration. Irina and Isabella think now desperate, as Sabina, and could still beat me. Given that the professors left to the touch finding the space, send out instead of me, remains the actually only two, to designate the examiners to the hospital.

Ns lecture in the HWWA was certainly very interesting and the asparagus has excellent taste in the evening. Also, I am now the proud owner of an air mattress on which to do soon quartered in Paris all my friends, and a digital camera, with which I illustrated adventure reports from New York can send. I can see it formally before me as I pull out every romantic rendezvous once the camera to my friends in Hamburg and can be there live.

In my farewell party I was fortunately already been so quick on his feet, that I strongly here could help to destroy dance-mad, with my guests the day before the handover to still have my wood floor. Nevertheless, a great party! The handover was due only Fannis sacrificial use with the polishing agent and a number of courier services by Gesine and Bernhard. I can keep my nerves have only barely, because Sonja (the real Sonja!), I stood aside as tenants and property managers are assembled at a half hour earlier than planned in the Mügge Kampstraße. Thank you all! Meanwhile, I've

survived the trauma of losing a plane full of the Austrian World Cup Final, by telling myself again and again before My eyes out, how much worse it would have been to fly KLM or British Airways.

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email from Paris in March 2003

now it's still a couple of Saturdays ago, I have told you the latest news from the other half of the old Europe. To my excuse I can install it this time am not an adventure Rapporteur on time on site, but to me on another
here to feel at home and I have to build a nest. This one can ever take a few weeks.

The use begins to pay off. Ferdinand and Benjamin over have a great Roof terrace on which they continuously pour drinks and serve large groups of noisy multi-course French dinners. It's worth ever to invest in a Franconian wine in order to come closer. Even Hugo, my neighbor across the street beckoned me last week to the window to invite me to a drink to him. Now I know that he conspired together with other neighbors to invite the mayor of our district to show him, how loud the kids in the halfpipe next door. For me, however, are half-pipe and football is the only compensation that my Grundig TV with French decoding system is not finished. There are often observed spectacular accidents, or young, irresponsible fathers who prefer to do with their buddies one on Zinedine Zidane, rather than as guardians of infants, toppled while without skates and helmet between loud teenagers in riot gear, the half-pipe. I have considerable doubt that the mother can guess what is going on there every Sunday in front of my kitchen window.

are any event, Hugo's' and my neighborly relations come under some tension, as I held it before him, whether it was because he preferred it if the children dealt with drugs. After all, this is quieter than roller skating. But then, thank God we have still the Get curve. He managed just got to cheer with the story of how his mother reproached him
in a letter that he lives in mortal sin when she became suspicious that he was not all the time with his girlfriend in the catechism reads, if he stayed with her .

In Mélac, my house and Hofweinkeller next door, I get now, even without the pregnant Nina Bratton without much resistance a carafe of water, since I was impressed with the stresses hostile and patronizing waiter with my parents with the consumption of a bottle of French wine per brandy nose have. The greengrocer from Djerba welcomes me now with a handshake and passed me every time with a sprig of parsley. He found it so funny that I "Parsley" requested, even though it "Persil" is. This in turn will seem strange to me, but it is too complicated for me to tell him so. On Saturday he came specially from a wooden hatch crawled, to inquire as to how it was last week in the Federica
Normandy.

Christelle, film director by profession, also lives around the corner. Of course, I met her at an art opening. It is distinguished from its interesting work, especially in that it is the only avowed Germanophile French woman in the world. She likes to speak the German language and literature, but also the German History, what I hear for the first time in my life. I was pleased, however, so affection,
that I refrained them dig deeper. During the soccer championship, she went to the dismay of her boyfriend so far as to hoist a flag of Germany outside her window.

frequent addition devout Catholics I compensate a group of devout, though not Orthodox Jews. As you would expect from them, they all have a lot of intelligence, education and mother wit, and they like to dance and celebrate. The friendship makes it very stimulating and enriching and compensates for minor inconveniences, such as the handset, not that some of them on Saturday evenings in the phone, because they may not use any electricity. Also, it sometimes happens that they consume at a dinner party only to the rice because they do not believe me that my chicken is kosher. Fortunately, we could not see how it behaves with redfish, and so my guests were once liberal and ate on suspicion. I had my own now but
not have expected to consume the whole redfish.

Elise and Julie, however, are quite secular, eat and drink everything and lots of it, and throw themselves without significant protests from the family home in many love affairs, mostly with fiery salsa dancers from Cuba and the Antilles. Invite your friends me to have barbecues in the suburbs, and Easter we spent eating, drinking and arguing on the farm of
Elise's grandmother.

Food and Drink French take very seriously at all. This had to learn, especially my Polish colleague Andrei painful, as he in the wine cellar put the cheese on the baguette instead of opening the bread and set it inside. The shrill cry of horror from Olivier and Julie, who came out with one voice resonates to me still in my ears. Alina, who had built the short term at the time of Martin, a love nest in Clichy helped me then, I danced with the horrors of the waiters from the body. But Andrei could never really recover, at least he has it not gone out with us.

seems newsworthy to me also that the French capitulated after decades of fierce resistance completely and unconditionally from the dominance of the English language have. This was impressive to me recently in the metro, where a French beggar at the other end of the car was a longer history for the good in order to demonstrate its need. Obviously he still a little, because when he arrived with me, he murmured that he must learn English, people simply did not understand when he speaks French. He was so sorry that I pulled out but still fast fifty percent.